Monthly Archives: July 2021

“You do not have plenty of time” – Renèe. IMLP 2021: Race Report Recap

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Literally. No seriously, I swam my fastest 2.4 at IMLP, and turned in my fastest bike split at IMLP. And then like an idiot who idiots, I thought … Continue reading

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What is happening?!?! Oh, it’s race week.

First of all, I want to officially declare the interrobang my favorite piece of punctation. In fact, I believe of all the punctuation marks out there, my life most closely aligns with an interrobang … Followed closely by the ellipse … Continue reading

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White Mountains: Part Duex. New and Improved with More Hills

An open letter to the White Mountains 70.3 Dear Stupid Ass Dumb Face Jerk Dick Fucker of a Race, I hate you. Sincerely, Me. Anywho. Look there are three things you should not go back and check in on. Expired … Continue reading

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