Author Archives: ccracolici24

It’s Knee. Hi, I’m the problem; it’s knee.

Sorry Taylor. Love your work, though. Last I left you my faithful readers (all fives of you), I had recently completed my fifth Ironman, and my fourth at Ironman Lake Placid. And, I was all like I don’t know what’s next. … Continue reading

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Ironman Lake Placid 2023: Anything is Possible if You’re A Lemming

Ironman No. 5. Lou Bega has nothing on me. Continue reading

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Near Pee Pants-ing It Since 1981

For so many reasons (and the fact that my babysitter smoked dope in my presence a lot), I have few memories of my childhood prior to age 8. The ones I do have are quite vivid.  I remember being convinced … Continue reading

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“I” before “E” especially in hell. Hill = Hell. White Mountains 70.3

10 days from IMLP, my 10 most favorite medals. And a stupid recap for a stupid race – White Mountains 70.3 Continue reading

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Recovery Runs Are Lies.

Here is an excerpt. Recovery runs are BS, and my recovery week is a butthole. Continue reading

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How Pool Workouts Prepare You For Ironman

So, swimming. It’s the first part of most triathlons (Cause some tris are weird like Kayak, hike, die) – and, despite putting this out there a minimum of five people will ask me “So, is it bike, run, swim?” and … Continue reading

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Dear triathlon …

It’s been a whirlwind of a month – okay two months … Good lord it is March. When, How? Anyway, I’ve been averaging between 10-12 hours of training per week since October – far more than I’ve previously put in … Continue reading

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What? Why? How? Oh, right … Because of who I am as a person.

Hey everyone. So the last time I wrote a blog post it was June 28 – it was warm, I could ride my bike outside, and I wasn’t walking outside every morning and involuntarily swearing due to the wind chill. … Continue reading

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I am in the Normal Amount of Pain: 26.2 miles.

If you recall sometime in November 2021, I was forced – at gun point – to sign up for a marathon. And none of my “friends” stopped me. In fact, each time I yelled at any of my friends, “Why … Continue reading

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Tumbleweed aTTacks, and NaTional Parks.

Editor/Author/Dumb-Dumb Note: this was started whilst I was still training for a marathon, which, spoiler alert I FUCKING DID AWESOME at. But, I wanted to get this out there before posting my marathon race recap. Hey everyone, it me. I … Continue reading

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