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Tag Archives: IMLP
Ironman Lake Placid 2023: Anything is Possible if You’re A Lemming
Ironman No. 5. Lou Bega has nothing on me. Continue reading
Recovery Runs Are Lies.
Here is an excerpt. Recovery runs are BS, and my recovery week is a butthole. Continue reading
“You do not have plenty of time” – Renèe. IMLP 2021: Race Report Recap
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Literally. No seriously, I swam my fastest 2.4 at IMLP, and turned in my fastest bike split at IMLP. And then like an idiot who idiots, I thought … Continue reading
What is happening?!?! Oh, it’s race week.
First of all, I want to officially declare the interrobang my favorite piece of punctation. In fact, I believe of all the punctuation marks out there, my life most closely aligns with an interrobang … Followed closely by the ellipse … Continue reading
White Mountains: Part Duex. New and Improved with More Hills
An open letter to the White Mountains 70.3 Dear Stupid Ass Dumb Face Jerk Dick Fucker of a Race, I hate you. Sincerely, Me. Anywho. Look there are three things you should not go back and check in on. Expired … Continue reading
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Tagged #training, IMLP, Race Day, triathlon
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I’m a dumb.
Earlier this year a friend of mine was ill. Like, the type of ill where you start verbally assigning your worldly possessions to others just to be safe. Anyway, since I am super helpful, I offered to well … help. … Continue reading
CHAFFING the DREAM: A return to White Mountains
Back in 2014, I did the White Mountains 70.3 in preparation for my first full iron-distance race Ironman Lake Placid – the race endeavor that helped spark the creative genius that is this woefully mediocre blog. Also, hey, it’s been … Continue reading
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Tagged IMLP, TriTraining, WhiteMountains
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Even if we’re just hiking in the dark.
Look, I make a ton of dumb-ass decisions. In fact, it’s kind of my gift. Case in point: I’ve willingly signed up for four 140.6 races, and I’ve completed three of them. Number 4 is in a holding pattern due … Continue reading
Cracolici Throw Down 2014
It’s the night before race day, so I am chilling out with some very attractive compression socks and sipping some mighty fine H2O – that’s the chemical formula for water … #science. (Obvi, I am super smart … also, if you … Continue reading
Realistic New Year’s Resolutions (timely post is timely – ish)
I realize it’s a week into the New Year and I am just posting this. Shut up, I have a job and I’m training for stuff (I’m trying to get used to using the “I’m training” excuse for the next … Continue reading
Cracolici Does An Ironman 