Tag Archives: #training

Recovery Runs Are Lies.

Posted on May 2, 2023 by ccracolici24

Here is an excerpt. Recovery runs are BS, and my recovery week is a butthole. Continue reading →

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I am in the Normal Amount of Pain: 26.2 miles.

Posted on June 28, 2022 by ccracolici24

If you recall sometime in November 2021, I was forced – at gun point – to sign up for a marathon. And none of my “friends” stopped me. In fact, each time I yelled at any of my friends, “Why … Continue reading →

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White Mountains: Part Duex. New and Improved with More Hills

Posted on July 8, 2021 by ccracolici24

An open letter to the White Mountains 70.3 Dear Stupid Ass Dumb Face Jerk Dick Fucker of a Race, I hate you. Sincerely, Me. Anywho. Look there are three things you should not go back and check in on. Expired … Continue reading →

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I’m a dumb.

Posted on June 23, 2021 by ccracolici24

Earlier this year a friend of mine was ill. Like, the type of ill where you start verbally assigning your worldly possessions to others just to be safe. Anyway, since I am super helpful, I offered to well … help. … Continue reading →

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Day 2: WTAF IS THIS BIKE COURSE (And I misplaced Zev momentarily)

Posted on October 17, 2020 by ccracolici24

Hey again. It’s me. I have a mild sunburn. I need SPF Flannel Shirt. So. Two things: 1. ARIZONA IS, and I cannot stress this enough, scorched earth fucking hot from the hours of 11:30 until 5 pm. 2. I’m … Continue reading →

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Triathlete Math.

Posted on April 27, 2015 by ccracolici24

Until I either a) successfully knock over a bank b) win Powerball or c) discover that I have a wealthy relative who just thinks I am adorable and deserve their estate I will have to hold down a job.  Life … Continue reading →

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Cracolici Throw Down 2014

Posted on April 5, 2014 by ccracolici24

It’s the night before race day, so I am chilling out with some very attractive compression socks and sipping some mighty fine H2O  – that’s the chemical formula for water … #science. (Obvi, I am super smart … also, if you … Continue reading →

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It’s starting … frick, frick, frick.

Posted on December 1, 2013 by ccracolici24

Occasionally, (once a week), I have a minor (major) moment of concern (absolute panic) that I am not prepared to take on the challenge of a long-distance triathlon.  I’ve had this conversation with my coach – she’s assured me that … Continue reading →

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